Well you gotta vote in the senate, and then ya vote in the house,
and the president makes a speech,
A committee decides which committee decides which committee decides which committee decides,
Well I’m gettin’ paper cuts, and my eyes are bloodshot,
from watching the tape turn red,
The pentagon has to much paperwork to start a real war,
I wish they’d just send me instead
‘Cos I want to kill everybody
Save the world from hard times
I want to kill everybody
And go to jail for atrocious war crimes
I want a machine guns that’s big and bulky,
that shoots an never misses,
A nuclear war would be such a bore,
I wanna meet death and ask “how’s the misses?”
Well now that the US has bought the war in Nicaragua,
I say why stop there?
There’s plenty of other countries to obliterate,
Playing favorites just ain’t fair
And I want to kill everybody
Desperate I may be
I want to kill everybody
Everybody except me
Well how bout them protesters visualizing world peace?
Yeah, right, I got your piece right here,
There’s been 4 billion wars over Israel,
But them bumper stickers inspire me here
And I want to kill everybody
Everyone and everything
I want to kill everybody
And declare myself king
© Ed Haynes / Haynes Music Co.
Ed Haynes – “I Want To Kill Everybody”